“The Crunchy Mucus wasn't sure what to expect going into this match. Their Ozzy-inspired opponents had dragged out a Catapult, and managed to finagle a Wizard into showing up! But under the heat of the sweltering sun, Knapperig Slijm were able to out-block and out-dodge their opponents, pulling off a narrow victory. Luck was just on our side this time. We wish the opposing coach well, he seems a good chap.”