“I have only one thing to say about this match.... Giant lizards... who the hell came up with this race... oh Dinosaurs in a fantasy setting... yeah... thats original... and what the hells the deal with fouling people... I thought the name of this game was BLOOD bowl... I've seen more lenient coaches at preschool soccer games... if I want to foul someone at the start of every round then I should be able to do it without every saurus being sent off and why does your round end if you get caught, since when did everyone else on the field stop moving when someone got fouled? When you nerds got beaten up for your lunch money in highschool did everyone else stop when you got hit and say... uh oh... I guess its his turn now... no.,,, well for some reason,,, my saurus seem to think that this is what you gotta do... thanks guys

and you should listen to this vigil guy whine everytime I fouled one of his players... well boohoo mr cool name... Im sorry im using a move which is in the game... I guess I must be some time of wicked cheater to have gone to the trouble of hitting that key right under the move function... i must be some type of criminal genius to have found it and decided that maybe it would be a good idea to give it a whirl...

In conculsion I now have a fan factor -1... well thats just peachy... I gave those audience fr00ts the best damn show ever... how many games of fottball have you guys attended which feature a ressurection??? Cause I dont think theres been one since jesus played for the NBA all star team in their 89th season... not to mention the entire point of my match report... which I shall repeat for you idoits with the attention span of an ant,,, and you guys just not smart enough to scroll up and reread the start... Giant lizards ”