“Ah, what a game! Two very evenly matched teams were pitted against each other. Evil growls and howling could be heard from the orc's locker room and nasty chanting and convocations to the chaos gods from the dwarves'.

The greenskins had hired a goblin shaman that was muttering incantations and weaved spells of fire...

Suddenly the game was on the stunties from the hell wastes surged forward with the ball in hand, knocking down orcs left and right. In the end orcs were lying down chewing grit and grass everywhere. The dwarves tried an old tactic that usually works good for them but this time the orcs had an ace up the sleeve. Suddenly a great fireball zoomed out from the orc's dugout and the troll howled in pain, not being able to regenerate his badly burned and blistered skin. Slowly and painfully he crawled out to the locker room, dousing himself in a bath while chewing on a fish.

After this the orcs took heart and ran up to defend the line, this time the little buggers wouldn't get past them. A huge fight broke out, dwarves and orcs fighting for supremecy. Suddenly an orc saw a hole in the defence and managed to knock the ball free from a hobgoblin. A blitzing orc made a run for it, picked up the ball and almost managed to score but was brought down by an avenging bull centaur. First half was over...

The second half saw a lot of green blood run and no less than three orcs were out badly hurt but the rest came back for more making the dwarves pay dearly. In the end of this big fight an orc blitzer finally came lose and managed to score a touchdown!

In the dying minutes the dwarves payed back and almost managed to kill an orc blitzer but the fungus beer was not good so the doctor was sobre and able to save his life.

Thus ended the match and what a game it was! Great fun was had by me and I admire Snarf-O's excellent game play. A very close match indeed.”