“The pouring rain to start the match didn't bode well for Snotgob's Raiders. Actually, with the sheer amount of insults to Nuffle that they must have shouted to the skies the night previous, no omen would bode well for them. The Orcs were just plain cursed. Double-skulls on the first blocks of multiple turns, one-d rerolled skulls on important blitzes or blocks, failed dodge rolls, the fans chucking a rock to KO Naffurty Waagog on the opening kick-off (giveaway idea for the next Science Gone Wrong home game: Pet Rocks!)...

Science Gone Wrong scored another touchdown by swarming an unprotected (or mostly so) orc thrower in the backfield, similar to last match.

The comedic highlight of the match came on the kickoff to the second half, where the orcs pushed back the three longbeards on the line and stayed away. The greenies looked like wood-elves, cowering on their side of the line of scrimmage - not that they should be ridiculed too harshly with Nuffle being so desperately vicious to them.

Bogart_snotgob, I apprieciate you bearing your misfortunes with good humour and look forward to a future match contested more on the skill of the coaching rather than poor luck.”