“Since the recent thread "<a href=http://fumbbl.com/index.php?name=PNphpBB2&file=viewtopic&t=1424>Post game Asses</a>" was locked by "caring" Admins I have found that my ability to make fun of idiots has been somewhat dampened... nevertheless the Neal is back on the air... I played another stupid game and now I get to make another stupid report thus completing the great circle...

First off I would to point that Hede aka "Mr phonetic" is a very good sport indeed my favourite display of his largess came when he reduced my team to 3 players 1 of them being the stupid troll smelly troll Cleon (for more information check previous reports)

I also bring sad news for all you Thucydides fans out there as the man of history pitted himself once again before that great Final Question: which is stronger; a man of history or a man of chainsaw... I think we can all figure out what happened next... I?m gonna miss you buddy...

I should point out at this point that my buddy Hede has played his 130th game of bloodbowl against my meagre 5... Now on the face of things, this might seem like rather a lot more. But for some reason despite wining my fanfactor failed to fucking move even though yes... there was another resurrection this time... and although I?m not a big fan of heresy and necromancy I think bringing back a dead guy constitutes a good show...

Thucydides said in his immortal work <b><i>" My work is not a piece of writing designed to meet the taste of an immediate public, but was done to last forever" </b></i>(1). An attitude that, while noble, in no way reflected the results inflicted on Epidamnus who suffice to say, has not lasted forever. I needed new playthings anyway.

I noticed in this game that my guys with poison daggers despite being dudes decide to wipe the poison from their daggers after stabbing someone? because using it again would be unsporting or something? YOUR PLAYING AGAINST GUYS WITH CHAINSAWS!!! GET OVER THE MORAL DILEMMA PEOPLE! Its like they get rid of their only advantage just after seeing how effective it is? keep up the good work guys...

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(1) Thucydides, Book 1, Introduction 22, The History of the Peloponnesian War, Penguin (1987)
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