“I wish I could take the credit for this win, but I'll be glad to accept the 100K and FF increase all the same.

Opposing wagons go out 1-2 in the first 2 turns: on a breakdown and a double skull against my troll. The first dies, the other is kayoed. Meanwhile, Snotty scoops up the loose ball in enemy territory as we swarm the troll on that side and lay the boot in for a stun. Before long, Snotty and a couple pals are waiting in the corner as the rest of the team tries to do some damage. Each attempt to attack Snotty 1-on-1 ends up with a failed GFI and a stun.

Score turn 7, and the 3 remaining wagons are thrown out. Turn 8, all 3 opposing trolls go stupid.

On offense in the second half, a simple plan of driving up one side seems to work, I push several opposing snots into the crowd, accidentally dodge (and fail) with a troll, try to foul my own guy, and an attempt to ean passing SPPs ends in a loose ball. By this point, however, there is little to be done to stop me, and on turn 8 Morgan makes the pass to Snotty to go up 2-0.

I didn't have any bad luck this game, and even my own mistakes don't hurt me. I never did use that wizard either...”