“The match was joined in good spirits, with high-hopes for a series of wonderful pass plays to display skill and agility on both sides. Then Science Gone Wrong took the field and the fans checked their tickets to be sure they hadn't wandered into the wrong gigantic stadium in the middle of the mountains.

The Scary Clowns put up a good fight, but their spirits were soon broken. No, really, Doctor Jekyll shoved Body Spirits into the ravenous pro-dwarf crowd and they carried his spirit and body in separate directions. When a beastman charged across the field, bent on revenge, Doctor Jekyll stopped him cold in his tracks, the fans holding him into the arena to continue his romp towards the end-zone. As a repeat performance, Doctor Jekyll charged down that same sideline later in the half, deftly received a pass from Rhinovirus and made his second touchdown of the half!

The Scary Clowns put on their fierce makeup for the second half, but it didn't save Mr. Pickles from a messy death at the hands of Rhinovirus. And both apothecaries in the match were seen sharing a cask of grog and swapping stories while Bubbles Bagrot and Rhinovirus lay broken on the field.

The final nail in the coffin was a swarming play in the Clowns' backfield, resulting in Doctor Strangelove standing triumphant in the endzone, swapping the game ball for two pints of Extra Special Bitter and toasting the adoring roaring crowd.”