“To celebrate the team's last game before retirement, we decided to go all out and invite all the best stars...Ripper, Nobbla, Fungus answered the call. Answering our challenge was a cd team full of MB and ready for a rumble.

What it got was a joke.

For all our MB, twin DP and chainsaw, they got double our cas to go with a couple key early ko's who never woke up rest of the match. Blasted ref wasn't helping, either...ejected weapons 2 of 3 attempts, ejected foulers 4 of 7 fouls thrown. Even so, we had him bottled up something fierce, having a grand old time, til out of nowhere he pulls the luck-bugger turn from hell out of his arse: double-POW my choice, followed by 3 consecutive 1d POW, including a ko and a cas, then a completed pass and I can't stop him from stalling out a draw to this match.

Reasonably fun to employ all those stars, but my orc team is obviously pathetic if it can so completely outclass the opposition yet not only not win but get beat up in the process. Now I'm glad I'm retiring them! (And for the record, they're being retired as I'm sick of searching for 4 hours for every single game with them...)”