“Newsflash! Dolly The Sheep, from Science Gone Wrong, has been arrested on suspicion of grand theft and resisting arrest! A spokesman for the Nuffle Police Department claimed that there was "incontrovertible DNA evidence that linked Dolly to the scene of the robbery, despite the fact that she was playing in a match at the time of the robbery! As Dolly is a genetic clone, the team lawyers say it may take some work to spring her free, but they expect her back for the next match. Dolly was quoted as shouting "It WASN'T ME!!" while being hauled off.

With the team missing the fuzzy fleecy core of the team, Science Gone Wrong was in for a tough day. It got even tougher as on the opening kickoff, Dr Jekyll had his entrails become his extrails. The team doc claims he'll be good as new for the next match, but some wonder if all the cavorting with the cheerleaders on the sidelines may have reduced the effectiveness of his on the field care...

Down to only ten, Science Gone Wrong made their best effort, caging around midfield and fighting it out until Thalidomide could squeeze free and into the backfield. Unfortunately, the defenders were equal to the task of stopping the breakout and started their own march downfield. With their numbers slowly thinning, Science Gone Wrong fought tooth and nail for every scrap of turf but the speedy attacks of the blitzers took their toll as dwarf after dwarf was knocked down.

The second half saw Science Gone Wrong even further outnumbered, the aforementioned apothecary still dealing with an injury to the head cheerleader (a strained pom-pom) and not reviving the KOed dwarves. Again the dwarves dug in and bit, clawed and strained to slow the advance, but there was no stopping it. Sheer weight of numbers took their toll and led to the victory for Lightning Gloves II.

Well played topper, shame I couldn't give you a better run for your money!”