“Ugh. Needless to say, Mike completely dominated this match. I played the ballsiest defense I could, but there was no stopping them dwarves.

Especially with my pretty abyssmal luck. I was trying some risky dodges and all, but I was under 30% the whole first half. That was pretty bad. Relegation, here I come again!

Mike did play well, however, so I don't mean to detract from him at all. Also, he's a good guy as far as opponents go. Thanks again for the match, Mike. ”