“With the way he was rolling and my rather ludicrous AV rolls (No CASs to speak of, but more KOs than you can shake a big-shakey-kind-of stick at), it actually made for a reasonably close match.

He scored on turn 8 of both halves, and if I could have slowed down both of them (no chance either time, but hey, I can dream) then it would've been a tie! Right...? Maybe...? Ok, well he stomped me, but it was a fun match anyway.

Thanks for the game, shlo.”