“Well Bob, after another brutal day of Blood Bowl in the rain! How can it get any better than this! I love the rain, helps wash the blood off the pitch! Speaking of which, there was lots of it to wash off! The Burry Blizzards got pounded back into the ground by the Kithicor Killers. Notable deaths were of the rat ogre Whiplash and linerat Furry Pest.

The highlight of the game, though, in my opinion was of the mummy Ihop actualy picking up the ball and driving it home for a touchdown! Needless to say, that in itself is a rare occurance.

All in all, looks like the rats are going to have a tough time trying to recoup from this loss. Can we have a moment of silence please for the recently dead..... nah, screw it, i'm hungry.. lets do lunch.. rat burgers anyone?”