“The Goats sacrificed many a sheep in preparation for the match against the New Baby Dollz. They had heard the reputation of the Dollz, and eyed the girly veterans warily as they warmed up on the pitch. Quietly, they made plans, but quickly realized that their one chance for success lay on the goaty horns of MetalGoat, and his new-found flair for tackling.

The kickoff was to the Dollz and quickly they flew down the lines in a pincer attack. The second turn rolled around and the ball was already in the end-zone. The Goats bleated in consternation, then gathered their strength for their response. They rolled down the field slowly, barely gaining midfield, but keeping the majority of the Dollz in front of the warriors. The Amazons held firm, but at a price. Even though their defense was successful, a foul had fractured Tourist Babe's leg, MetalGoat had broken Blitzerbabe's arm with a vicious blitz and Innocent Girl had pinched a nerve while trying to escape from a chaos warrior. Jungle Girl had been narrowly saved from death at the hands of the Sheep Reaper.

With the ball being kicked to them after half-time the Goats of War bleated with glee. The most dangerous opponents had been dealt with, and the crowd was going wild at the blood still glistening on the pitch. The ball was received and the line of scrimmage surged forward. A small skirmishing group broke off to distract a trio of wingers as the main advance plodded forward, caging well around the rookie WarGoat. Weight of numbers and a persistence aimed at causing pain soon broke the Dollz defense and midway through the half the Goats claimed their score.

The severely outnumbered Dollz attempted to mount a deep attack down one flank, but they were quickly swarmed by coverage. Meanwhile, in their own backfield, a misplay with the ball caused the Minotaur and a chaos warrior to surge forward and pressure the ball carrier. With time running down and Shub-Niggurath looming over her, Miss Winter panicked and fumbled the ball forward. The Goat with a thousand young surprisedly found himself in possession of the ball. With the crowd and both coaches screaming at him, he trampled over Miss Winter and into the end-zone.

Victory for the Goats!

Pierrkurr was undone by the lucky early casualties to his big stars, and after they were off the field, strength started to show through. Well played and good luck to the Dollz in the future!”