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Match Result · Stunty Leeg division
Match recorded on 2003-11-08 07:28:34
CTV 1310k Goblin
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Winnings 50k
Spectators
+1 Dedicated Fans
Casualties 6/0/3
 
 
Snotling CTV 1170k
0
90k Winnings
Spectators
Fanfactor -1
0/1/0 Casualties
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#3 Cleon – Dead (RIP)
#11 Professor O'Niell – Dead (RIP)
This’ll be my first report as Neal instead of Neal!... because the 'geniuses' who brought you fumbbl in their infinite wisdom made it so that its fine to have a name on the site that includes characters other than letters or numbers but failed to realize that when logging onto MIRC this is impossible therefore making the program required so you nerds can find games against each other, battlebot, impossible to use… to make matters worse you cant just change your name yourself… you gotta get a admin aka ‘uber-nerd’ to do it for you… keep up the good work guys

I find it refreshing that my opponent has gone with the name miyuso because although it looks and sounds as though he coined it by mashing the keyboard with his face at least its nothing like ‘Grimshank the mighty’ or something else insanely lame which most of you nerds seem to think for some twisted reason makes you sound cooler not realizing that reality actual yields the opposite result, but I’m prepared to admit I could be wrong, tell you what… next time you see an attractive woman on the bus start listing to her the reasons why your nick is cool and if your not immediately maced then I will admit error.

Miyuso aka ‘I cant remember what my name means’ is a fantastic opponent to play… one of the best in fact… I hope he has received my ‘thanks for killing and injuring half my players’ bouquet that I sent him immediately after the game.

Good news though that stupid smelly Troll Cleon who I spoke of in earlier is finally dead. Thank fuckin god… I noticed to begin with that trolls have what’s called a really stupid factor well let me tell you… really stupid does not do this ex-steaming pile of useless crap justice… if he got any dumber they would have to water him twice a week (1) unfortunately the beloved Professor O’Niell went down with him… no longer will he be sent flying across the field… no longer will his constant tripping and falling and moving in front of my pump wagon be seen in the games I play… I’m gonna miss you buddy… I raise my glass to you… you know… seeing as you cant

Good news for you Brasidas fans out there he kicked arse as one of the few players left alive by the end of the game… Thucydides often stated in his work that Brasidas was a competent general of great wits and foresight(2) he neglected to mention however that he also had a rather useful block skill… If only Thucydides was alive to see him shine today I know he’d be proud…

I ‘went for it’ a whole lot this game… and that’s whats stupid about this pathetic game of football that nerds play because they’ve had one to many big macs to do it themselves… whenever I sprint I DON’T fall over 1 times out of 6… and I defiantly do not occasionally trip and die… WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THESE PLAYERS?!? THE’RE MEANT TO BE ATHELTES YET THEY CANT SPRINT WITHOUT TRIPPING AND DIEING EVERY 1 TIMES OUT OF 6!!! Yeah… that makes sense… but then the people who probably wrote the rules to this game are the type of people that have allergies to every substance and asthma to boot… I guess running fast occasionally meaning death is a normal thing for them…

I saw the thread in the GLN or GNL or nerd paper section whatever you call it and I’m now very inspired to keep on bitching about this dumbarse game… but if any who praise me think that I might feel generous and share my reflected glory on to you THINK AGAIN FOOLS!!!! IT’S MINE!! AND IM NOT SHARING IT WITH ANYONE!!!

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(1) Weird Al, Genius in France, verse 2
(2) Thucydides, History of the Peloponnesian War, book 2
 
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