“It was never going to go well. The vastly more experienced preening elves came to the Storm Drain Stadium full of confidence, dance moves and hair products. And they were right to do so, coz they looked good out there!

It started badly, the middle was bad, and a spark of hope at the end of the match was soon extinguished as a missed throw resulted in a turnaround from which the elves scored - helping Steve Larchsong to show his quality and bag a hat-trick.

One plus, the sub thrower, Vineweed, stood up to the plate and put in a good rushing display to make him the fans MVP. A dark horse (rat?) emerges?

Now if they can just get the disgusting fragranced smell out of the away changing rooms....”