“It was a very difficult day for Belligerent Outburst fans hoping for an inaugural win, but even they were forced to question some of the strangest sequences of play to happen in Blood Bowl today, beginning with a key player defecting to the other side.
"Yeah, I'm just as amazed as everyone else in the stadium that night," said Gangland Ghoulsquad coach, Mr. Celebrity Cameo, Esq. "I mean, it couldn't be helped; he was dead and we revived him, but dang! This guy went on to become game MVP for us!"
That player, Larry Greaves, really hadn't accomplished much, managing zeros all the way across the performance sheet, leading many to think he was awarded MVP honors to further rub salt into the wound of B.O. When asked about the strange statistical anomoly, Greaves merely replied, "Brains! Braaaaaaiiiiiinnnnnnsssssss!"
But stranger still was the inability of lead scoring ghoul, Swan, to get into the end zone. Game official's attempted to defuse the situation, citing, "an irate fan's smuggling in of a wand of paralysis," as the cause for Swan's strange misfortune, but coach Celebrity Cameo, Esq. had a different theory.
"People don't want to know the truth. It's a glitch in the matrix, man! Swanny couldn't free up his mind and he got stuck. That other coach guy was a good sport though, so we wrapped it early."
Fans and players alike are hoping for a rematch.
"When that happens, we're going to lead with Greaves for sure," coach Mr. Celebrity Cameo, Esq. said in his closing statement, "but it'll be a long while before you see this matchup again. Between those undead and B.O. guys, I think my olfactory may be permanently damaged. And it was sunny, too. No bueno."”