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Match Result · League division
· Tournament game
Match recorded on 2007-04-20 14:45:43
40k
1/1/1
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
2
1
3
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1
18
-
7
23
49
3
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
-
1
1
-
1
8
-
2
2
39
1
#11 Little Miss Muffet NUKED her Tuffet – Smashed Collar Bone (-ST)
“Good evening sports fans, and welcome to the BBBC, the Blood Bowl Broadcast Channel.
Tonight, in the round 3 match between the P.M.T. Warriors and Deadmen Wrestling, there was much confusion.
IN the second half, a dark cloud obscured the field. The GWs (Game Wizards) immediately evacuated those closest to the field, yelling that the gods of chaos were interfering* and that the danger levels had risen for the spectators.
Within a short time, however, the cloud lifted, and the players had not moved from where they were. Apparently, time had not moved for them, but the match clock on the giant scoreboard was not within the cloud, forcing the match to end.
Hopefully Nuffle will keep the chaos gods away from the remainder of the matches in the SWL.
Next match, The Warriors will be playing without Little Miss Muffet NUKED her tuffet, due to injury. However, a new player has stepped up, Trung Nha, to join the warriors' squad. And next match, The warriors will be sporting their new collection, simply titled, darklight. This collection of club wear should provide some interesting effects for the spectators to enjoy.
This is your reporter, Viggo Chazdalik, signing off.
Votes:
3 - Eddy Guerro: For carrying the ball the furthest, and amusing me by not being able to spell his own name correctly (Gurrero).
2 - Classy Freddy Blassie: For getting on my nerves with his tackle skill so much I just had to try and take him out.
1 - Junkyard Dog: For scoring the other touchdown, and apparently nearly scoring a second time, before the clouds of chaos interfered.
*Hmm... footnotes... I like footnotes**
** MORE footnotes... is it just me or do they seem a bit pompous?***
***hmm... what? oh, I was actually going to write that my hard drive developed some seriously bad sectors, corrupting a lot of work. It since got reprogrammed with a heavy axe.”
Tonight, in the round 3 match between the P.M.T. Warriors and Deadmen Wrestling, there was much confusion.
IN the second half, a dark cloud obscured the field. The GWs (Game Wizards) immediately evacuated those closest to the field, yelling that the gods of chaos were interfering* and that the danger levels had risen for the spectators.
Within a short time, however, the cloud lifted, and the players had not moved from where they were. Apparently, time had not moved for them, but the match clock on the giant scoreboard was not within the cloud, forcing the match to end.
Hopefully Nuffle will keep the chaos gods away from the remainder of the matches in the SWL.
Next match, The Warriors will be playing without Little Miss Muffet NUKED her tuffet, due to injury. However, a new player has stepped up, Trung Nha, to join the warriors' squad. And next match, The warriors will be sporting their new collection, simply titled, darklight. This collection of club wear should provide some interesting effects for the spectators to enjoy.
This is your reporter, Viggo Chazdalik, signing off.
Votes:
3 - Eddy Guerro: For carrying the ball the furthest, and amusing me by not being able to spell his own name correctly (Gurrero).
2 - Classy Freddy Blassie: For getting on my nerves with his tackle skill so much I just had to try and take him out.
1 - Junkyard Dog: For scoring the other touchdown, and apparently nearly scoring a second time, before the clouds of chaos interfered.
*Hmm... footnotes... I like footnotes**
** MORE footnotes... is it just me or do they seem a bit pompous?***
***hmm... what? oh, I was actually going to write that my hard drive developed some seriously bad sectors, corrupting a lot of work. It since got reprogrammed with a heavy axe.”
Admin Comment:
Game was resolved by clicking turns as PC problems stopped the save files being loaded from 1 coach and couldn't create new save files.
Game was ended at turn 4 of the second half with the Deadmen in possesion after a blitz from the kickoff, which also yielded a -st cas to CFB. With heavy numbers at the ooposite side of the pitch to the one the Warriors had set up to drive down, its was looking like an easy 3 nil and JYD much closer to a skill up which i'm desperately hunting.
Apart from that, with just the solitary tackler against 8 or 9 blodgers, we rolled an average number of POW's and had to be content with getting what we wanted from pushing the women around alot. Both Mummies got a cas each, with one being a RIP on Zenobia the ST 4 thrower which was apothecaried.
I rolled 3 or 4 double skulls in the first half which slowed me down, one very nearly made me cough up the ball when one of the mums Dulled it with the Ball carrier standing behind him. Luckily Lel rolled much the same dice as me in blocking, and my blodge ghouls stood up admirably to the barrage. The speed of the ghouls and JYD was the difference.
The crack down by the referees association on my DP's is getting to be a joke. 3 fouls, 2 send offs again this match. I'm thinking of filing a complaint* to somebody.
Still, left a sour taste in the mouth this one.
Twahnlows :
3 - #7 Zenobia of Palmyra - Carried the ball with authority. Knocked Mummies over reguarly and was one of two players that I constantly kept an eye on.
2 - #12 Old Mother Hubbard ANNIHILATED her cupboard - MNG a zombie. The girls only Cas.
1 - #1 Queen Artemisia - Blodge Guard and Tackle. The only Tackler on the PMT side. I tried my best to keep her at an arms length the whole game and away from my ball carriers, it worked. but she gets a point for being dangerous looking on paper.
* They'll be waking up with a Horses head on the pillow next to them.”