“The Unholy Gods decided to assist the Decaying Masses in this match by tampering with the Green Skins dice. After completing a great bottom side drive to score the first TD of the match the Green skins looked like they would be pretty hard to stop. Knocking out a fair few of my skele's in the first few turns. However after the restart, Amon-Ra lead they way, bashing and maiming his way down the field, allowing Sluet to slip through for 2 TD's before the final whistle. Overall, the Green skins were a little unlucky, quite a few people ended up in the Casualty box for them. For his massive contribution to bringing more people into the Unlife, Amon-Ra also got the MVP for the game, quite fitting really.”
#12 Shuk Babystealer – Broken Ribs (MNG) #12 Shuk Babystealer – Smashed Hip (-MA) #13 Yag Anklebiter – Dead (RIP)
“The inept green ones continue their display of how NOT to win a faction game. In this game, the mighty orcs managed not only to leave their armor at home but also convinced the whole team to paint bright red targets on their chests for good luck.
The highlight of the blood fest was when Yag Anklebiter was attempting his trademark maneuver. The miserable orc completely missed his target however, and was inadvertently stomped by the mummy. Luckily for Yag, the Decaying Masses necromancer was on hand to animate his corpse. Now he can continue perfecting his ankle biting move as a zombie on the undead team. Hopefully he’ll have better luck in un-life with his new teammates.
Congrats to ScrewBall and the Decaying Masses on their victory!
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