“Stunty Spinoff Series: Dawn of Blood, Semi Finals:
The Hooligans stole the game tonight right under the noses of Squigs Quicky Ingest Gobbos. A slow start to the game, in the first half the Hooligans receieved the kick, but were halted from scoring a much needed game starting touchdown. With a couple lucky bad KO roles, 3 of the 4 Squigs stayed sleeping for the second. This didn't seem to bother the Gobbos, as they were able to dishout quite a pounding finally breaking the ice and doing some serious damage with numerous critical casualties. When everything was looking great for S.Q.I.G, Corn Mouth performed his last act of savagry on the pitch, and badly hurt the gobbo carrying the ball. Unfortunately for Corn Mouth quickly after his hit, he had his chainsaw kick backed in his face, fracturing his skull. Jimmy Urine acted swiftly though, swooping in and stealing the ball, and run it over to ohGr who managed to get halfway across the Squigs pitch before they even got to start turning around, to score the winning touchdown.
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