“An unlucky interception on a Touchdown throw and a number of pinched nerves and minor concussions at the beginning of the game gave Pixilated a hard match to play.

Pixilated retaliated by knocking a Buccaneer into the infirmary, saying these hard tactics would not be tolerated, yet The Buccaneers held firm. One serious injury later and the Buccaneers thought they had the game in their pocket, yet they could not keep coach Skavies from placing his own score on the board. Back to the drawing board for some fresh tactics!

Rather than hitting hard to oust players from the game, the Buccaneers now went for the more-touchdowns-than-you approach, which worked rather well throughout the second half (although bystanders said this had more to do with coach Skavies' consistent bad luck than true Elvish skills on the part of the Buccaneers), ending the game with a 1-3 score in favor of the pirates.

Nice game, coach Skavies!”