“I've decided I hate this game a great deal. Yes I'm an extremely sore loser. Does a game exist that doesn't rely on luck? Squash. Now there's a game of skill, speed and stamina. That's it, local squash club here I come.
I bitched during the game because of 2 blitzes and the fact that I couldnt hit a stunty even if my opponent had tied the little buggers down and given me a sledge hammer and a free shot. I didn't quite cry though. Close. But no tears. Lump in the throat and the pouting was uncomfortable mind. Who am I kidding, pass the Saurus size kleenex......

I should have added, metal did play better than me. And thx for the stats....
(its like friggin Monday night football or something)”