“This win was definitely a steal. It came down to a blitzer stripping Wobbly-Head of the ball near midfield. The ball bounced to No Teef, who was groggily wallowing in the mud. No Teef did have enough presence of mind to shove the ball back to Wobbly-Head. Bobsson then blitzed and dodged past his checker, sprinting for the backfield. His flash of speed in the driving blizzard put him past pursuit as a dark-elf came crashing to the pitch behind him, and he trotted home for the score.

The team would like to report that "One Arm" Armstrong is suffering from an upper-body injury and will be out of the lineup for an indeterminate amount of time.”