“A costly win for the Sabers today. Blitzer James K. Gunter was pushed into the stands, where, it is reported, Gunter's wife sliced his throat. Reports out of the Sabers' training camp have said Gunter was a real lady's man and had several girlfriends on the side, including a thrall, an orc, and even a dwarf.
Andre Liston won't be able to suit up for the Sabers' next game due to a groin sprain. When asked to comment, the widow Mrs. Gunter refused to comment, though her attorney has said that any correlation between James Gunter's death and Andre Liston's groin sprain is purely coincidental.
Andre Liston won't be able to suit up for the Sabers' next game due to a groin sprain. When asked to comment, the widow Mrs. Gunter refused to comment, though her attorney has said that any correlation between James Gunter's death and Andre Liston's groin sprain is purely coincidental.
And in other news...”