“Jim: Well, I would have lost a hefty sum of gold on this match, Bob.
Bob: {Grumbles} Speaking of gold and betting, Jim, would you be interested in purchasing that statue of my great-grandfather you were admiring in the formal garden the last time you and Mary stopped by?

Nuffle's gifts are mysterious and often bitter-sweet. The Dirt Cheap Deeds did not booch any of the MANY GFI's they attempted this match that led to 4 TD's and 19 spp's. The few failed Dirt Cheap dodges happened with a reroll or were end-of-turn extras. Meahwhile, the venerable experience of HunterX meant little in the hail of arrows and skulls that the Dice of Destiny rained upon the Untossables, more that once at the turn's outset. The Untossable crew got their licks in though with one Cas in each category leaving Cruella "CountingCoupe" Devill dead in the Dirt. Post match the Majors recruited our Star Harsh-Handed Fav blitzer for a Nuffle laughs net SPP loss of lucky 7.
It was a pleasure playing HunterX and the Untossable Seven; I hope we can meet again with less anarchy at the keyboard (my entire neighborhood unexpectedly dumped their preschoolers in my lap b4 halftime) and more anarchy on the pitch!”