“It seems the homeopathic bath rubs being advocated by the wives/girlfriends/significant lizards of the Pacers players to "stop them reeking of swamp" have made their skin all smooth and soft. Although this may be all very good for certain nocturnal activities it ain't too effective on the pitch where the Pacers managed to have their tails handed to them, spending much of the match with the majority of their players nursing sore heads or injuries in the dugout rather than playing. No more of that nancy elvish stuff for these lads!

Good game despite all the injuries. The Pacers managed to stop an eight turn drive by the Allstars and finally shove Allstars troll, Grumpsh to meet his fans. Second half it looked bad for the Pacers with only eight players on the pitch, and most of them skinks! A failed GFI near the line meant it really should have been done and dusted but some luck saw Sotaurco grab the ball and sprint for a corner where he managed to stall out a good portion of the half.

With only three turns to hold out for, but only six players to do it with it looked like the Pacers would only be able to manage a draw. Some valiant defending however, where the skinks put themselves in harms way far too much for the coaches liking, allowed them to stop the score. Good game against a fun coach, look forward to a rematch sometime.”