“Sooooo this is my first game against the ‘coach’ Sharkan livingshore aka ‘my name is waaaaaay to easy to make fun of’’ and like the retard I am…. I decided that elves would be a smart move…

Let me just break it down for you nerds out there… Elves suck… don’t even try them cause they’re beyond useless… I fouled so many times and nothing happened… you know why? Cause elves are a bunch of fruits and I really should have known that cause they come with the name Elf attached to them…

Don’t be fooled either… nerds workshop, or whichever moron company that invented this dice rolling bonanza, renaming elves to dark elves in an effort to make them sound cooler doesn’t mean squat they’re still gay…

Sharkan told me during the first move that he didn’t foul… that he just didn’t play that way… that’s very noble of you… and it made it all the more easier to foul you every turn… despite this I still lost…

I guess it didn’t help running a guy two steps from scoring back so I could foul someone… but hey… that was about the only fun I had in this game … the foul didn’t hurt the guy at all and my player who is no doubt nicknamed with the elvan name Lord Queerhands Fondlesex got caught like the fruit he was…

Well yeah… I’m done with exams… and I guess that means I can play more of this stupid game… yay… what fun I will no doubt have…
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