“1st half. Bash fest. How many flings can we squeeze into the KO box. Plorg was having some terrible luck. I stall/bash for the whole half until he pushes me into the EZ for the TD. Who's side are they on anyway?

2nd half. Most of his KOs come back and he fields 11. Now I'm worried. Even so, I manage to get the ball away from him and hoard it until he pushes me into the EZ on a 3d red trip skull. Apparently I wasn't scoring fast enough because they push me into the EZ on his Turn 16... again! Traitors in the midst? Megalomaniacal trees? Dictatoris coach? Rebellious ballers? Who knows.

We're just happy for the win and the cash. gg.”