“The Hlafnig's first win, which should really have been a loss, or at least a draw.

Polaris' didn't pay sufficient attention to the game clock in the first half and finished in a dominant position, but one square short of the endzone.

With both trees rooted in the second half and an actual successfully thrown fling, Blankte couldn't help but rush in for the quick score.

Ancient Malmo whittled the flings numbers down and surged down the sideline. With only a few flings remaining, the Hlafnig Typso managed to knock down the ball carrier, Bnak picked up the ball and fouled the unholy beast(and only sure hands player) from the field. Stell Polaris inflicted his terrible vengence upon Bnak but the ball bounced straight into one of the remaining flings hands, denying Ancient Malmo the equaliser. A great defensive effort and probably the first time they've inflicted a casualty with their hairy feet.

Edit: Just noticed that the mighty Hlafnig Typso's drubbing of Ancient Malmo caused the team to pack up their sarcophaguses and retire. ”