“There must have been a big batch of speed floating around because copious consumption played fast and aggressive, unlike their normal drug induced coma playing style. They got away with a good win, especially considering that seven players were all that were left standing after the first half. The only fatality was Hunter S, gonzo journalist extradonaire, who was killed and resurected to continue his fasination with all things freaky. The win was made easier by the blood rage afflicting their opponents mummies, they blitzed every turn, and rerolled if it wasnt a knock down, even if the play was at the other end of the field. So battered and bruised, copious consumption retire to the team bus to reward themselves with high class amphetamines......”
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