“It was a nail-biter for We Killed the Beat.

Urizz't Zu'tagnet used their maiden blood magic to get a blitz on the get-go and kicked a molten ball of lava. As ghoul flesh cannot regenerate, the ghouls danced a mumba-dance around the fireball waiting for it to cool down a bit. Both sides burned rerolls, swamped with 1s. Eventually the Ghoul, Gina X, got a hold of the ball and the dead pounded out a score by Gina X who had to do his own blitzing to free himself for the turn 8 score.

Second half started with fleshless horde's perfect defence, splattering one of the DE lineman. The DE Gnomish apothecary showed off how good he is by apoth'ing a BH. "My work is beautiful, no?" commented he. Why the BH? Because injury is not an excuse to stop playing according to the Mistress of Pain!

Urizz't Zu'tagnet responded to the sound defense by sending out 4 receives and quickly scoring the tie.

On the last drive, both teams exhausted, a blitz by Performance allowed Speak Like a Man score the last minute touchdown under pressure.

In casuality news, the Undeads were angered by appearance of He Who Milks Acid Puss, who was supposed to be busy off the field tending to the unhealing wounds. A quick zombie tour-de-table passed a decision - a signature niggle on the a dark elf, Thozt'r Moonshadow. It was executed in style by a brainsukka Nothing to Me as he ripped off a leg. The zombie could be seen after game still gnawing on fresh meat. An elven freebooter, Tem'p'za, proved he was only an illusion as he puffed out of existance on a second half turn 6 blitz attempt to pop the ball from Speak Like a Man. He disappeared moments before throwing the block. Confused, the Necromancer cast raised dead on the armor and set it up on the turn 8 kickoff, only to have it knocked down by the Urizz't Zu'tagnet linemen.

-Commentary by Justush and MSpanke”