“What a match! The first half was a struggle, but I reduced him to two players, both Trolls after his Fanatic died of Cardiac Arrest. Good thing for Coach Clamoroso too, because that Fanatic had already knocked over one of his Trolls, twice! When his Looney finally got the chainsaw started, I immediately put him down and out he went with a concussion, ouch! An Ogre failed a Bonehead to score as the half ended.

Then, it got better. Jupe, my star fouler, badly hurt a Goblin and broke the ribs of a Troll, both with his fouls, and never got spotted. The Troll didn't even regenerate! An Ogre caught the kickoff, but the Pogoer knocked it down one on one! I CLEARED THE PITCH and then scored with another Ogre. What a fun game! Thanks a lot Clamoroso! I look forward to another match, just hopefully not as bloody as this one.”