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Match Result · Stunty Leeg division
Match recorded on 2007-05-29 22:27:18
CTV 1670k Chaos Halfling
1
Winnings 30k
Spectators
No change Dedicated Fans
Casualties 1/2/0
 
 
Snotling CTV 1440k
1
80k Winnings
Spectators
Fanfactor No change
4/5/3 Casualties
Player Performances
 
 
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
#1
-
-
1
-
-
2
-
-
-
7
-
#2
-
-
1
-
-
2
-
-
-
12
-
#3
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
#4
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
3
-
#5
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
4
-
#6
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
1
-
#9
1
-
-
-
-
3
-
-
16
1
-
#11
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
4
-
#13
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
1
-
#14
-
-
-
-
1
5
-
-
-
-
-
#15
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
1
-
#16
-
-
1
-
-
2
-
-
-
2
-
TOTALS
1
-
3
-
1
14
-
-
16
36
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#3 Pastor Coxxville – Dead (RIP)
#4 Stopedia – Dead (RIP)
#15 Lemfture – Dead (RIP)
As is well known by now, fumbbl is home to a mafia of slightly retarded computer geeks who do their best to see every game I play, and as a result boo everything I succeed with, and cheer everything that goes against me.

This game was no difference. They did not once ask themselves "hey, is this guy bad enough to realistically take 28 cas in 3 games?". Well, I'm not.
I've been going through hell, again, with this team. Constantly getting luckboxed with the cas rolls early on. Usually conceding four players in the first four rounds or so.

36 - 37 in blocks, 3 - 12 in cas speaks a lot of this. Especially since over 30 of my blocks were against av 5 stunty, around 25 of which, I'm sure, three diced. 23 blocks were made with the block skill. Of course, Nuffle hates me.
And my opponent thinks it's a good idea to foul me throughout the game.

To hell with that sorry character. May his corpse rot in a fecal river somewhere.

edit: What's your fixation around swearing? Lmfao, it's not like swearing means anything. It's your right to foul as much as you want, even though I think that makes you a right bastard. Use any excuse you want, hurting people who already hurt isn't exactly classy.

The number 6 is actually higher than the number 5. Just reminding you.
Bad dice is one thing, but 28 cas in three games just kind of bugs me.

edit2: Naturally, the people who follow me around only to boo me, at least a dozen of them, are huge geeks. There really is no exception there. Whether they're proud to be, or not, I don't care.

If you feel abused, well boo hoo, it just means I can foul you for 16 rounds some time without feeling bad. So uh, yay me.
Player Performances
 
 
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
#1
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
1
#3
-
-
3
-
-
6
-
-
-
12
1
#5
-
-
3
-
-
6
-
-
-
10
-
#6
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
5
#7
-
-
-
-
1
5
-
-
-
-
1
#8
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
2
-
#9
-
-
1
-
-
2
-
-
-
9
-
#10
1
-
-
-
-
3
-
-
30
-
-
#11
-
-
1
-
-
2
-
-
-
2
-
#12
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
1
-
#13
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
1
-
#15
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
#16
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-4
-
-
TOTALS
1
-
8
-
1
24
-
-
26
37
8

#13 Green Gash – Broken Ribs (MNG)
#13 Green Gash – Smashed Knee (NI)
#15 Thai Stick – Broken Ribs (MNG)
#15 Thai Stick – Smashed Knee (NI)
You started moaning and swearing about the game and at me around turn 4.
I think the worst i did back was throw a smilie or a 'lol'

You brought every foul on yourself because of your swearing and insults... simply brought on by a few KO/injury rolls...

As for the cheering and booing, well i had to tell some freinds in chat to watch someone so spectacuarly lose their temper in a stunty game of all things which is almost entirely based on how many CAS one side takes first.

AV6+stunty, hello???

You seriously need a chill pill. Looking at your previous match reports i can see im not the only one to be abused by you. Next time it might be some young kid, luckily it was me today who just found the whole thing incredibly funny which is why i wont be reporting it.

Seriously, funniest game ive had in ages!! Thanks for giving me great laughs and reminding me when i get bad dice, never to react like you ;)

gg :O

edit: its very very simple. You start throwing abuse at me, telling me to die, what a bunch of nerds we are etc... because you didnt have great dice?!?!? I mean wtf? So i foul your players for the rest of the game as payback with the added bonus of seeing your little temper tantrum get even worse! yay

Most people i have played would behave the same way rather than get involved in a childish shouting game with an individual like you.
Ahh i will be smiling about this game for some time :)

k thx bye
 
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