“ Goin in with only 10 players, this was a game of firsts for the Hobbitz. The first game against the Undead for the coach. The first game where a Black Hobbit didn't lay down and die. and the first game where said dead hobbit didnt get mvp. Oh, and the first win for the Hobbitz! Many chicken legs were eaten.

The game opened with Undead Army receiving, and they quickly made it into Hobbit territory. And despite knocking the ball loose and laying down TZs, the Army scored in the third turn due to some nice dodging. Must have been elves before they became dead.

As the Army were setting up to kick off, the Hobbit fans decided to take revenge on the Army for the pitch invasion of last game(although it wasnt the army who did it..... the fans arent too bright, rooting for a bunch of orcs who think they are hobbits and all). The fans ran onto the feild in a mad flurry of rolling pins, cheese graters, sporks, and other various utensils, taking out 3 players, including seriously injuring a mummy.

Receiving the ball, the Hobbitz formed a cage, or Da Oven, as they lovingly call it, and easily pushed down the field, allowing Marmadus Willow to score his second career TD in the 7th turn.

Onto the second half, Hobbitz receiving, the Army is about to kick when a Hobbit fan, andry that he didnt get in on the pitch invasion threw a rock(which later turned out to be a hard cookie) and stunned Max the ghoul.

The hobbitz started to form Da Oven, but the Army had wisened up and broke into it, putting the ball in a precarious position, and even making Marmadus fumble on a failed dodge. Even worse, "cookiehead" Max the ghoul made a dodge and grabbed the ball, then tried to pass to..... someone, i'm not sure who, but miss threw and the ball wound up in the Hobbit backfield all alone.

Hobbit thrower Poppy Took grabbed the ball and passed it to Marcho Gamwich, who was able to run it in for the second, and game winning TD. Afterwards doing a dance which he called the "Marcho March" which looked like he was mimicing an elephant with a hernia hopping on one leg.

After the end of the match, ace reporter Fannypants caught up with the MPV of the game, Marcho Gamwich.

"Mr. Gamwich, could you describe for us what it feels like to score the winning TD that gave your team the win?"

"Well.....Me feelz kinda tired, wit all dat runnin an' bashin an' stuff..... an' hungry. We haff big buffit uv da elf..err... chikken legz....cuz uz hobbitz lub to eet, yoo see."

"But of course...... but it is odd seeing hobbits that are green and a head taller than me."

"no we iznt, we iz small an' cuddly."

"Ok then, thanks for your time, Fannypants reporting."
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