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Match Result · League division
· Tournament game
Match recorded on 2007-05-30 22:20:14
50k
3/0/0
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
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1
5
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8
17
11
#8 Nauseatic inertia – Dead (RIP)
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
-
-
-
-
1
5
-
-
-
12
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“Forum Copy:
A grand smashing victory against some small pesky goblins!
Well... kinda... I killed a goblin... or... well, a goblin died. But it was my fault... ok, maybe not. OK! A goblin flung a 200-pound ball so hard that it pulled off both his arms leading to a bloody death far away from any Chaos Dwarf!
The True Hardy Grits started 8 man tall (short?) vs 11 small green bastards! Even though several of them fled to the reserves after committing cruel fouls or flashing extraordinary weapons of destruction (chainsaws, bombs, etc.) the goblins kept outnumbering the dwarfs. And as Bombs and Saws kept cutting through Chaotic Dwarven armor the dwarves were carried off the pitch one by one. The game ended as the team troll was lying alone on the pitch too stupid to react as no one was able to tell him what to do... That is, when he wasn't stunned!
A total of 5 BH were inflicted upon the Chaos Dwarves, all on AV9 players resulting in a whooping 20 points for the Cheaters. In return, I got 2 points for their suicidal Fanatic. After two games I have now gathered 7 SPP, including both MVP's (first one went to the dead Bull Centaur)!”
A grand smashing victory against some small pesky goblins!
Well... kinda... I killed a goblin... or... well, a goblin died. But it was my fault... ok, maybe not. OK! A goblin flung a 200-pound ball so hard that it pulled off both his arms leading to a bloody death far away from any Chaos Dwarf!
The True Hardy Grits started 8 man tall (short?) vs 11 small green bastards! Even though several of them fled to the reserves after committing cruel fouls or flashing extraordinary weapons of destruction (chainsaws, bombs, etc.) the goblins kept outnumbering the dwarfs. And as Bombs and Saws kept cutting through Chaotic Dwarven armor the dwarves were carried off the pitch one by one. The game ended as the team troll was lying alone on the pitch too stupid to react as no one was able to tell him what to do... That is, when he wasn't stunned!
A total of 5 BH were inflicted upon the Chaos Dwarves, all on AV9 players resulting in a whooping 20 points for the Cheaters. In return, I got 2 points for their suicidal Fanatic. After two games I have now gathered 7 SPP, including both MVP's (first one went to the dead Bull Centaur)!”
The cheaters blasted off to a kickass start. The fanatics scored pows galore knocking the slow dwarves off their feet and breaking up their line. One chainsaw roared into life and started blitzing, supported by the bomb squads positioning themselves on the sides. The dwarves got assaulted from every side.
The kickers went into action applying the steelclads into squishy dwarf gonads. Half ended with one troll and one bullcentaur still on pitch, 4 dwarves BH and the other dwarf and hobo KOed. One fanatic died to exhaustion after a block reroll already having been used and both kickers sent off for fouling. :(
Second half the dwarf KOs stayed out. The cheaters quickly toppled over the centaur and troll, and with chainsaw started up the small green gits loped back and forth between the permanently stunned opponents, applying boot after boot. Unfortunately to no effect for several rounds. In the end a properly applied chainsaw sliced through the bull for another BH.
Two last rounds of fouling the dumb ol' troll to no effect, he stayed on pitch as the last dwarf member standing. No bonus for the cheaters. Boo!
Fans /cheered on the cheaters of course.
Sneaky git power!”