“#fumbbl main chat, pre-game:
<TheSpoonyBard> so, plorg...
<TheSpoonyBard> how are your elves at dealing with... peer pressure?
<Plorg> ?
<TheSpoonyBard> you heard me, plorg
<TheSpoonyBard> plorg is a sissy, I see
<Plorg> what's the question?
<TheSpoonyBard> I asked how your elves are at dealing with Peer Pressure
<TheSpoonyBard> http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=354772
<TheSpoonyBard> *hinthint*
<Plorg> ah
<TheSpoonyBard> but anyway
<TheSpoonyBard> Plorg
<TheSpoonyBard> will you, in fact, cave to Peer Pressure?
<TheSpoonyBard> or are you a sissy?
<Darkwolf> in fact? who talks like that?
<TheSpoonyBard> I do, in fact
<Darkwolf> you must hang out in starbucks alot
<TheSpoonyBard> I do, in fact, talk like this in real life
<Plorg> you must have many firends
<TheSpoonyBard> firends?
* Darkwolf hears sarcasm
<Plorg> ri
<TheSpoonyBard> everyone loves me
<Darkwolf> they are like friends, but only like you b/c u buy em stuff
<Plorg> you mean girlfriends
<TheSpoonyBard> I think so
<TheSpoonyBard> so am I to take your refusal to answer as an indication of sissiness?
<Plorg> do your puny hoomans have plans for their cash?
<TheSpoonyBard> yes
<TheSpoonyBard> to save for an ogre
<Plorg> ok sure
<TheSpoonyBard> w00t
<TheSpoonyBard> proxy dieelvesdie
<Darkwolf> what happened to your ogre?
<Plorg> the elves the
<TheSpoonyBard> dreadclaw happened to him
<TheSpoonyBard> and plorg, shut up
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Ya, I guess you won't be buying that Ogre soon.
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