“I have never seen a game where the "luck" score lied quite so much as with this match.

Darkowar managed a touchdown in the first half only because of a blitz off the opening kick - their players couldn't handle the ball today to save their lives. They fumbled, bumbled, and eventually simply rolled the ball across the end line in a vast comedy of errors that the Arbour was almost able to get out of with a touchdown of their own.

Yes, Paolo completed two passes for Darkowar: but many, many more were tried, failing spectacularly at one end or the other.

Blind luck won this game for the Arbour, and it looks like their fans appreciated it. As for the Darkowar fans... it looks like they like slapstick humour as much as the next race.

Thanks for the game!”