“The game was held on the Underdark Night of Suffering, in honor of the Mistress of Pain. Yanril, Thozt'r, and Kev't were the honored players who were nailed up on the Cutthroats' goalposts. So horrific was the display that the Cutthoats never brought the ball over the halfway mark.

On the kickoff, Urizz't Zu'tagnet used thier super secret play to put out 6 receivers. Ta'naz'da made the handoff to Olokul who had his choice of receivers. Glimmergaunt took in the pass to score first blood.

The next drive by the Cutthroats started out good with the kickoff being caught by Snorri Ryecrusher. But this luck was quickly ended with a blindsided blitz by Shavaar. Jamtiln recovered the fumble. The Dark Elves ran their super secret offensive play again to put out 5 receivers. Jamtiln had a choice of 3 receives as the Cutthroats managed to cover only 2 of the eligable receivers. Xenoroar pulled in the TD.

These plays are so super secret and effective that the National Amoracle Football Association has banned the plays and censured all scying of the first half of this game to keep the sport competative.

With the ban in place, the game degenerated into a classic fistfight where the more heavily armored Dark Elves prevailed.
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