“WEIRD game. Spent the first half getting pounded upon by his thankfully-boneheaded-half-the-time ogres, and didn't do anything more than knock out a couple greenies. Didn't even manage to score on my offence, and watched in horror as I went three men down, followed by him chucking a goblin in to score. Then in the second half, no-one gets hurt and I score three times relying on catchers to blitz and rush. Amazing...”