“To the slaughter of battle! Wage war to advance the ball into the endzone, for glory!

The Chariots clash Muppets for a knockdown, drag out scrum resulting in neither side scoring. In the end, 5 charioteers stalemate against the might of 10 orcs.

Hail to Princess Muffin who finds her(his) way home! To the depths of blackness! Join thy brothers of hate forming ranks within Hell! Lead the underworld and spread havoc! For your jouney on the upperworld is complete.

Hail to Tor who's well placed solo foul overcomes the skull of their 4agility thrower...to this I owe the tie. Eat your fill of banquet! And first choice of the fans!

DeMaio "Another clash with the green skins is in order. Perhaps the four winds shall blow us in this direction again. But for now, rise brother in blood, Mario....with the head thy collected of the great mummy, Dirty Harry, return thy essence to the upperworld! Speed with haste to form flesh and courage...to ride once more, free and savage!"

The charioteers hail the return of Mario and burn a forest”