“"Sze G'een Maszine. O'gsz. Havn' blayed O'gsz befo'e mudsz.", Washssz and gossz remarked thoughtfully, wagging it's amour plated tail slowly, with a swishing sound, over the scratched surface of the floor of the teams cafeteria.

Due to some decisively cute fans among the orcs followers the game started late: The slurperss fans were cuddling extensively with them.

The Slurpessz started the game in a confused fashion after that. Failing about anything they could fail, whereas the Green Machine did some perfect team work. Knocking out and hurting some of the Slurperssz players early in the game. Hugely outmanned the Slurpersssz seemed to face yet another not so good result. But then they just started to do something they hadn't done in a long time - play for the sake of it.

Beating on the Orcs wherever they could they opened up a tight path in their defense - and with a lot of dodging Sssalon Selectivess managed to snatch the ball out of some orcs surrounding it, leaving them behind looking dumb. And green. Very green. A clear pass to the waiting Sssoap Bublesssz the 3rd, who mysteriously caught the ball despite his injury, scored a TD to end the first half with the Slurpersssz leading 1-0.

"Szomeszing sgreemed in szei' gabin", Ausssie the 2nd reported. "Szounded li'e 'my p'eszioussssss' I szing". The second half started and some of the Slurperssz, clearly exhausted from the huge amount of challenges this last week (and the cold weather) were too drowsy to appear on the pitch at all. So - 7 of the Slurperssz players remained, mostly Sauri as Finessse had been tipped over by some orc in the first half, which damaged his favourite carefully manicured toenail, and thus prevented him from continuing to play.

"Hmsz, szem O'gsz no' guddly. We mus' blay diffe'n' ". And then Washssz and gossz continued to explain the new tactic he thought up in a flash of inspiration. "If we gan'd hu'd szem we have 'o dodge!" And they tried. And managed. Sometimes. One of the most memorable moments of the game resulted when a Saurus dodged away from some Orc. That Orc, clearly carrying some Snot blood in him, followed the Saurus mirroring his movements in a comical way ... and the Saurus dodged again - which resulted in another mocking follow up by the Orc. One to many, as the Saurus, shaking it's head in disgust, then did what it is good at; smacking the Orc, leaving him stunned on the ground the Saurus ran on towards the ball carrying thrower.

But those Orcs showed that they could dodge too, or rather the thrower could - and none of the Saurus, putting all their effort and concentration into dodging around, managed to reach him. And then, the thrower about to score the tie, some Orc player went wild and tried to foul a saurus! The referee being wide awake took notice of that and banned the player - something Gimoboy spent time in discussing lengthy, while the Saurus closed in. The thrower did score his touch down, but, due to the long discussion following the foul, game time advanced to a point where the Orcs would have to develop some kind of magical power to run all the distance in a couple of seconds. They didn't and the game ended a tie.

"Szomeszing griessz in szei' gabin again!", Ausssie II exclaimed in wonder. "Id sssaid 'Szey ssdole id'. Who he'e is a szeiv?" No one replied. No one that was visible at that time at least.

Ausssie II the new Saurus of the team was introduced to the finer art of cuddling after the game - a technique he certainly will display on the pitch soon, and the winnings were sufficient to add another young player to the team - Ssslippery Sssoap the 3rd will make his first appearance soon.
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