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Match Result · League division
Match recorded on 2007-06-14 06:12:39
100k
0/1/0
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
2
3
1
-
1
16
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1
41
34
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Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
-
-
1
-
-
2
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26
24
3
“Well the goonies failed to secure their first win of the season again. The efficency of the Lightning was to much for the disorganised rabble that the goonies are putting on the pitch lately. We tried to put up a good fight and in the end it just came up short, to many blown dodges at the most critical times of the game. That damnable Referee and our general in abillity to capitalize on some of the Lunar's mistakes. What really sealed the deal was at the start of the second half Tiock opened up a Big hole in the right flank and the Goonies were pouring in to exploit the weakness and then "WEEEEE" fell flat on his face, turnover which left the ball carrier wide open for the biltz. In the end the cold calculations by the Lunar's coach sealed the deal and the Goonies were not able to overcome. on a final note, due to Nobblas horible showing which did not live up to expectaions Coach Pain has elected to not pay him his freebooter bonus money and kicked him out of the Goonies camp, "yousa are a pretender and a putz boy gobo, take that damn chainsaw and go wack a few snotling because that is all it is good for."
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It started with a wall of fire preventing the Goonies from getting to the game.
On the kick off, the elves shied away from the Trolls. Something was mentioned about them being scared of being scarred.
The Goonies kicked off and the Lightning set-up a pass for a TD… but it was not to be as…
<PainState> FUMMBLE FUMBLEE get that Damn ball!!!!
A dark elf drops the accurate pass with the coach yelling we practiced that just grab the ball!!!
Then the bad luck began in earnest…
<PainState> What kind of dodge waz Dat? that sucked man. a humie could have done better better than that! "WEEEE" ass is grass at half time!
And failed blocks on chainsaw wielding stars…
<PainState> Nobla ARRGGGGG beats him back with his saw
Eventually the Lightning struck for a TD. 1-0
<PainState> Ok guys here is the play. 34 jumbo lead right diamond on 2.
<PainState> What the hell are you doing. That is not lead 34 , !!!
But rising veteran Tiock Slimeda, a Troll, BH’d line elf Avivayon Rageraven. (Note this is the second consecutive game where Rageraven has been BH’d by a Troll on a kickoff.
Choice quotes from the Goonies sideline during their second half drive to tie the game…
<PainState> make a move Bliksey, you allready blew the lead draw, your ass is also grass if you screw it up
<PainState> What are you doing over here WEEEe ? dont give me your head hurts BS again.
<PainState> Give you a boot to the ass!! is what I will do
<PainState> Yes more victims!!! Mmmm
On a tackle on the gobo ball carrier by blitzer Erzar Riftdancer, TRIPLE SKULLS!!!
<PainState> MAN stiff arm from hell!!!!!!!!
<PainState> BAMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!
With little time remaining in the half, the Goonies dodged through many TZs and handoff to a gobo, but then the troll fumbled the toss to end the half.
<PainState> Half time was not pleasent for the goones
<PainState> WEEEE did get the kick to the head when he was still complaining
On the kickoff to the Goonies to open the second half.
<PainState> WHAT A CARCH!!!!!
<PainState> Thats Blix he is the best!!!!
<PainState> Man that ref sucks!!!! your guy was not down he was acting like he was on the ground to attract the foul!!!! man that ref is going to answer to me after the game
<PainState> mmmm look at that guy laying on the ground with hus skirt blown up. lets go introduce Nobbla to him!!!
<PainState> MAN THAT REF IS TOAST!!!!! he is burning me up~!!!!!
<PainState> that is 4 fouls in 2 games and everytime he has busted us. Either we suck at fouling or he has it out for us
As a darkie goes down running away from Troll terror Tiock:
<PainState> What a diving tackle by TIock. Notice how he blew some vomit right were you planted your foot. Perfect
<PainState> Now that is a play that cant be written up
<PainState> OUCH!!!!
Gobbo fails a dodge and takes himself out…
<Ug> this must be astro granite!
<PainState> nope he step in the vomit also the dumb shit
<PainState> Coach leaves the bench to get in front of traffic
The Goonies played a spirited defense in the second half, flattening any elf reciever that set foot in their half. Eventually the elves had to resort to the low tactic of an orc cage to advance the ball across midfield.
Even as the elves scored to make it a 2-0 ending Nuffle had more in store for both coaches. On the FF rolls – both rolled 1’s. Then on the aging roll for the Lunar Lightning: Niggle!!! On the first roll. And to just miff the Goonies once more, Nuffle gave the MVP to Nobbla who failed to draw blood…
Better luck in your future matches! Hopefully Nuffle will miss the games.”