“Well, a disasterous pre-season friendly for the deities. A new team, they are clearly still not used to working together and this really showed in the first half when they were unable to coordinate ANYTHING.

Early in the second half a power cut at the Gods' stadium held up the game for fifteen minutes and rival coach Cashback could be forgiven for thinking that the lizardmen had run in fear. However, once the lights came back on the gods seemed a little more with it, but not enough to reach Elfin's end zone.

Although this loss scared off some of the fair weather fans, those that remained chose Chalchiuhtlatonal as their MVP, based on little more than managing to survive the game, unkind journalists have commented.

Coach Lucan indicated that he would use the revenue from this game to hire the services of an apothecary knowledgeable in Lustrian biology.

(Well played Cashback. Frustrating but I enjoyed the game. Good luck with your elves and sorry again about the disconnect.)”