“The first half saw the Midnight Cowboyz test the defence of the Orcs, quickly finding a vulnerable flank for exploit. Napoleon taunted the Vampires whilst next to the sideline, only to be pushed out and injured by the crowd as a precursor to the opening score.

The Orchiectommisers were tryig to wear down their opponent, narrowly gathering the ball under pressure, but lacking the motor to take the ball to the end zone.

The second half saw the enraged Orchiectomisers' fans get the ref in an attempt to increase the carnage. Taking advantage of this fact and their increased numbers, Snapstick took the ball into the end zone for the equaliser.

The Midnight Cowboyz loaded their right flank and advanced down the pitch, scurrying away from the lumbering, forward-focused greenskins. Snapstick, hungry for more action, leapt up and intercepted the ball. His fellows converged around him and the Midnight Cowboyz were unable to knock the ball free to prevent the game winning score.

All in all a rather unlucky game for CopyCat, but he bore it stoically and my Orcs didn't inflict any lasting damage.”