“Old Nuffink didn't know what hit him. Killed in his first game, one word. Gutted! Hurricane myth took a cheap foul and that sent him to the great beyond. Lennie "The Freak" Grounghoof also took a dodgy fould which retired him to the dugout with groinsprain, looks like no more grounghoof's will be running about but hey who's kidding Grounghoof looks like Coom any more and the world might collapse in on itself.”