“And so it passed that the Black Mountain Back snappers finally managed to actually win a game! Head-coach Puk Fumble-schemer had this comment to the victory after the game: "Wot?! Who died?!"

The game saw a first half that turned into a slugfest on the middle of the pitch, but nothing decisive happening (i.e. no hurtin')
Sargul Eye-hacker, the rising star of the Black Mountain Back-snappers spent most of the game knocked out. He had this comment after the game: "..."

Second half saw the game's only touchdown, scored by Dregu Ball-throttler after Triple skulls and crossbones lost the ball to an aggressive Black Mountain Back-snapper team.

Experts believe that it's the recent addition (or capture if you will) of Azog Elf-snapper that has turned the favour of the team. Azog, already a hit amongst the fans who lovingly call him Azog the dimwitted, had no comment after the match but instead ate the journalist.

Fun game and good luck with your pirates! Yarr :)”