“Coach Pain after the game to the Altdorf Free Press: It was just plain ugly all around. Both teams could not pick up the damn ball. Guys were bumbling all over the pitch. Everytime each team had a oppurtunity to take the game they found a way to blow it. We are not going far in the CCC Iam telling you right now. If this pitiful play continues then we got no shot. We are going back to camp and just working on fundamentals. Block, catch and run. the game is that easy if you do just that. Currently we are challenged in all those areas. We are in trouble. One last thing I will add is Mcgregor was outstanding today in the second half. he dodged and moved and kept that big slug looking thing chasing him across the field for most of the second half, he was outstanding to come out of the game with just a busted up rib. I thought he was going to get his ass ripped but he played like a real pro.
Milford Dubblebags reporting from some god forsaken pitch in the middle of no where.”