“The Schmucks were quite helpless in this match. Gobble was knocked out early on, and never regained consciousness. On his own, Lob couldn't do much against the combined might of the Guard. Speck and Flimsy were brutally killed. A third goblin was saved by the apotechary.
The Schmucks scored a touchdown in their last turn however, and it was really beautiful. Lob threw Shriek in the 7th turn. He bravely remained on his feet despite being attacked twice. When the 8th turn started he was completely surrounded. From all eight directions. Lob rushed to the rescue. His blitz knocked over a skink on Shriek and he was pushed out of the compact defense, dodged past the remaining opponents and scored. Yay!”