“WHISKEY LEAGUE MATCH REPORT!

Match starts and it's pouring rain, the runaways handis are bride the ref and smelling salts and he hires Count Luthor Von Drakenborg while I have a wizard. He kicks to me the start of this half. I grind the ball down the pitch for most of the half but the Count gives me some problems as he flies all over the pitch and manages to knock the ball out of the hands of my carrier. Sava picks up the ball the next turn and I manage to score on my turn 8. Last turn in the half, he's going for a one turn but the kickoff is blitz and I knock down his catcher. He then BH gang fouls my troll who does not REGEN.

Second half starts and this is where it gets bloody. A couple of quick rerolls on his part have him slowed down so I can keep up with his quicker team and he gang fouls Roc-Lu into the RIP box. Shortly there after I RIP a no skill lineman who gets saved by the apoth and I crowd his blitzer who gets RIPped apart by my fans after seeing his DP foul and the ref look the other way on the bribe.

I manage to crowd the ball carrier and the ball bounces so Sava can pick it up and run to the EZ. Turn 5, second half I have three of his guys right on the edge and everyone else can't reach Sava. Kwek tells me not to stall or he's going to concede. I tell him to do what he has to do because I wasn't going let up on him when all his KO guys can come back with smelling salts.

I don't score the second TD and he concedes. I'm in the playoffs but I'm hurting going into my first match.

Later kwek. I am going to miss your playing in the future Whiskey Seasons.”