“After getting dice raped in more than half of their matches so far the owner of the Pothole Pirates finally got enough and flushed the useless little bastards down the toilet.
Fittingly enough after a match so one sided that the honorable flatball47 actually apologized for the way the dice was rolled. The winning TD was of course also scored in his very last turn, after me having failed a somewhat desperate 1 die block to push away (or God forbid succesfully block) his halfling blocking my ball carrier.
Thanks for the match, flatball! It feels very satisfying to finally terminate this useless team, hehe. Good luck with yours!”
Fittingly enough after a match so one sided that the honorable flatball47 actually apologized for the way the dice was rolled. The winning TD was of course also scored in his very last turn, after me having failed a somewhat desperate 1 die block to push away (or God forbid succesfully block) his halfling blocking my ball carrier.
Thanks for the match, flatball! It feels very satisfying to finally terminate this useless team, hehe. Good luck with yours!”