“Whatcha lookin' at, yew b... lovechild? Never seen a man eat a bowl o' porridge before? What? The story o' how we foun' Cohen? Why d'ye want ta know that?

Right, well, we wuz jus' escapin' from atht... lovemaking city of the gods, on the horses of those b... *checks a list, lips moving* <i>female dog</i> valkyries. Well, they wurn't lettin' us get away wif it, and they wuz waiting in ambush a bit later on.

"Go Bunnies!" they cried, and they charged at us. One of the heck-spawn grabbed Boy Willie by the tonkers, and 'e wuz out of it. Caleb took a bit o' a beatin' too. We wuz handling dem all tho, without much trubble, while Evil 'Arry and 'is gang went into their camp and stole all their stuff. When dose love-making women saw that, they started ta chase 'em, and we took the chance to sling Willie across a horse and do a runner.

We lost 'em eventually, and we could continue our search fer Cohen.

<i>- Truckle the Uncivil, speaking to a young barbarian after his retirement.</i>”